I never know what to get my wife for Christmas. They are pushing those fancy Pelotin exercise bikes on TV as a gift, with some inane zoomer...
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Professional farts
We used to own a novelty store. One day I was searching for wholesale remote control fart machines (Think whoopie cushions but electronic). There...
Cash, Grass, or…
I had a sticker on my dashboard years ago, the one that says "CASH GRASS or ASS*. Nobody rides for free." Usually, my friend Mario was riding...
Grandma’s soap saver
I was listening to the Larry Miller podcast, he was going on about saving soap slivers in the shower, somehow mushing them together to form a...
OK bloomers
Here's what the next moron that says "OK Boomer" needs. And your mother says you can do your own laundry from now on.
Soldiers of Soda
Back in the day, apparently you could get into the Saturday Matinee for what? A dollar? Thirty-Five cents? Nope! Just six 7-up bottle caps! You...
Life can be pleasant with Molson
Yes, life can be pleasant when you are holding your skis at something like port arms and someone is bringing bottles of frosty Molson Ale......
Minesweeper!
MINESWEEPER - Literally a blast from the past... if it had sound. Hey, remember this! I remember playing this on earlier windows computers, ...
Alternative to WAZE
Since cellphones with the WAZE app installed did not yet exist in 1906, motorists of the day resorted to using confetti flung across the roadway to...
Grandpa’s Crossword June 27 1956
We cancelled our newspaper subscription, the plastic bags were a nuisance and not recyclable. But I missed doing the crossword puzzles at the...