Today is the 39th anniversary of the eruption of Mount St. Helens, May 18th 1980. I was just 20 then, and barely noticed the ash fall; I lived and worked in the gritty industrial area around Seattle’s Harbor Island. My car was always covered with gritty crap anyway. Then again, my girlfriend at the time…
Her Hollywood bread might be a tasty carb treat, but I don’t care what Carol Ohmart says, I will not “capitulate”. I might expectorate if the bread is too dry. Haiku-bot says; Carol hawking this breadall her life, it seems miss OhmartGot a really crumby deal. Thanks mom Read this old article from 1989, she…
From postcard dynasty Carman and Casey, The people who brought you “The story of Shells” and “The Legend of the Sand Dollar”, here’s “The Tale of the Sea Horse”. Mother nature can be so cruel! In case the postcard is hard to see on your device; Here is the life historyAnd queer as it can…
“Hey, sorry about your goat, guys! I have to go open a chain of questionable chicken restaurants, I’ll be back to settle up later.”
Apparently we are not seeing DCS reruns because of music rights. Really? COME ON Drew! Make a deal and restore our television heritage! As it stands, all we get are YouTube clips. Not good enough. Wendy the meth-head from “Breaking Bad” isn’t cutting it.
I found the corniest thing, A photo of two goats- You say “Wunna see a picture of my kids?” and show them this…
An old postcard from the Outrigger Prince Kuhio, featuring some people sitting around in the lobby wearing Leis (Am I spelling the plural of that correctly?) Teresa can’t take me anywhere; I would drop my lei in the nearest trash can. These are probably timeshare salespeople waiting to pounce on people coming down the elevator…
Kind of in a dark place today, then I found POP ROCKS in one of my junk drawers! I was thinking about offing myself using the Pop Rocks and Coke method, but we don’t have any Coke here… Do you think Diet Doctor Pepper would work? It would be kind of embarrassing to go to…
Teresa gets up way, way too early. Like, sometimes 4am early. WHY? She doesn’t have some nine-to-five downtown, or a paper route. No, she does it so she can get all crafty without enduring my helpful commentary. One time I got a cheese stick out of the fridge, unwrapped it, and was over by her…
It’s the FOURTH already, and I am still working on the budget. We have a couple people making payments on house loans, but only when they feel like it! I would sell the contracts but what’s to stop the buyer from raising interest rates on them? Every time I contemplate it, payments appear. It’s like…
