Call your mother!
One of my favorite things about old postcards, the messages written on the back. When it’s not “The weather is nice, this place is beautiful, nyahh nyahh neener neener neener!”…
Why hoodies were invented
One warm summer night, a few years ago, I was leaving work- about 4 am, I worked nights. I stopped to chat with one of my old co-workers who was…
Advice for Young Bucks
You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers. Don’t worry that they are sort of weird. They like that, for some reason. Go ahead…
Craft lady is disturbing
My wife put this book in the Goodwill box. It’s a step in the right direction. I couldn’t quite figure out why the lady on the cover makes me nervous,…
Road Blade
I did my good deed today, picked up this sharp object that was in the road. I think it might be some kind of brake part? but it is small,…
NOW I know why they call it urine!
When you are a kid you might call it pee, but at our house it’s URINE… as in “Oh, urine there! That’s OK, I’ll use the upstairs bathroom!” This is…
Ziggy 2022. He’s not wrong.
I have questions about our old pal Ziggy. How is he able to stand with his heel exposed like that? Because when we are walking the dog and I need…
I couldn’t see not wearing glasses. Here’s Why.
I can’t see not having glasses. I sent the following missive to my sister, who has problems with defective(?) contact lenses: I sure would consider glasses, or at least have…
I can never read newspaper comment threads again
I may never read newspaper comment threads again, because I can’t top this. Here is a run of the mill story about a young lady who had contraband in her…
Check the exhaust
Sometimes, when the "Check Equine" light comes in, it's because your hay-cap is loose. Or, maybe there is a problem with the muffler.