Never Jet Hot

My wife and I like to visit the local casino on Wednesdays, just to get away. I keep meaning to suggest that they somehow mark each row of machines in large letters, and maybe number the machines too.

I was walking the dog and there was this defiant black cat in the road. At last! A chance to turn the tables…
I crossed HIS path!

Nixon and Spiro Agnew were up for reelection in 1972, and I guess times were good, because they handily defeated George McGovern. People vote with their wallets, in the end.

I was scanning in a bunch of my aunt Jean’s old photos, that’s her in the road, but who is the guy standing several feet behind her? Is he holding… a scythe?

So this guy goes to his doctor with many unpleasant symptoms. The doctor looks at his blood panel and gives him an exam, and tells the patient he has to run some tests that require hospitalization.

I ran across this old copy of “Boffo Laffs” – Surprisingly from 1986, and with an ad for the “Kiss me in the dark baby” tie! How strange.

I don’t speak a lot of French, but looking at this old postcard, I think I know what “instant gendarme” means!

I don’t do Suduko; word games like crosswords or Scrabble are more my speed. Especially not when I just got up. Do you agree, or am I merely dim-witted?

Thousands of amazed spectators watched Anna Edson Taylor, at 43, pass safely over Niagara Falls in a barrel.

e. It (loudly) says things like “Did someone DIE in here??” or “HEY Where’s the toilet paper?”.