TV and Movies

Apparently we are not seeing DCS reruns because of music rights. Really? COME ON Drew! Make a deal and restore our television heritage! As it stands, all we get are YouTube clips. Not good enough. Wendy the meth-head from “Breaking Bad” isn’t cutting it.

Ethyl has gas.

NeverJetHot10 months ago01 mins

If I was a gas station attendant back then, and if someone asked for the gas with Ethyl in it, I would have been obligated to mutter “If Ethyl don’t mind!”

DVD DOGS

NeverJetHot3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

Where did we get all these DVD movies? Yard sales I guess. Here are some I culled because we agreed they are never ever to be viewed again. 500 Days of Summer: Two words: HEAD GAMES. A Million Ways to Die in the West: This was a dog, but I did like Sara Silverman’s cheerful…

■ 7/4 Teresa says some dude blew his thumb off, but I don't know where. That dude will never hitchhike again!
■ A "Life hacks" email I get says to relieve headaches, eat a teaspoon of mustard! Can you imagine? Maybe Grey Poupon will do something for constipation? ("poupon")
■ I cleared the bathroom sink drain with Liquid Plumber. It was very effective, but now the bathroom smells like a poorly run municipal swimming pool.
■ HOW DO DOGS TELL TIME- Our dog has a huge appetite, the vet advised us to give him a mid-day treat of frozen vegetables, which we do at 2:30- Now the dog pokes me with his nose PRECISELY at 2:30 every day. It makes me wonder what other things he can perceive that I cannot.?
■ Sept. 11 2023 ANACORTES WA • Anonymous party called stating that an elderly female neighbor was beating several carbon monoxide detectors with a hammer. Officers located smoke detectors in the garage smashed next to a frying pan with bacon in it. The homeowner stated she was cooking bacon and all the alarms started going off. (Don't they have reset buttons?)
■ More warped prose in this old Stephen King book; "Opal! Diamond! Sapphire! Jade! I smell Gary's Lemonade!" I wonder what his parent-teacher conferences were like?
■ I WAS on YT and ran across an outfit called "TypingDNA" - Serious big brother stuff here! Here is what it does. "By continuously authenticating your workers’ identities by the way they type on their devices, ActiveLock mitigates threats that arise with remote work such as fraud, device sharing, and unattended devices — giving you peace of mind that only trusted users are accessing your company’s computers."
GEEZE LOUISE I am SO GLAD that I am retired, discarded from the rat race back when rats stood a chance of winning.
■ I have half a mind to make some Jello, but put grapes, carrot peels, and other kitchen castoffs in it. Like they do at the juvenile detention facility.

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Fair carnage

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Home sweet home

In case of earthquake

Drywall Shotgun!

Slim pickings this campaign season!

Bring back Drew Carey!

Ethyl has gas.

DVD DOGS