So apparently there exists a game called lawn bowling. It is played with a ball about the diameter of a golf ball? And several balls…

I almost bought this anniversary card for Teresa (The selection was limited at Target) but upon further rumination, I suspect that this popsicle card would cause her to say, “What are you trying to say? Are you trying to say I have a stick up my ass???”

It’s not like she wanted to return anything, or see if she forgot something. Does she need a reason?