So apparently there exists a game called lawn bowling. It is played with a ball about the diameter of a golf ball? And several balls that look like croquet balls…

I almost bought this anniversary card for Teresa (The selection was limited at Target) but upon further rumination, I suspect that this popsicle card would cause her to say, "What…

It’s not like she wanted to return anything, or see if she forgot something. Does she need a reason?