Due to a rash of footwear theft, AGENT MAIZE has been assigned to watch over mom’s sneakers. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

I got an old fat mutt at the animal shelter, took him to the vet because he had lots of bumps all over, and clearly…

What is this mutt doing in the trunk of my car?? The answer may surprise you! OK, not too surprising. I was putting some stuff…

We found this old guy at the animal shelter, looking kinda pathetic because of allergies, according to our vet. We got some pills and eyedrops…

I am a mite concerned about early-onset dementia sneaking up on me. Last week,  we had salad and spaghetti. Day one I put croutons on…

My mother loved anthropomorphic characters, like Fred Flintstone’s turtle lawnmower, who would pause, look at the camera, and say “It’s a living.” So it’s no…