Tag: dog my cats

Posted in Back in My Day Grey Gardens West

Fred Flintstone’s toilet was a… pelican? Droll. Very droll.

My mother loved anthropomorphic characters, like Fred Flintstone’s turtle lawnmower, who would pause, look at the camera, and say “It’s a living.” So it’s no…

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Posted in Back in My Day

Grooming is pointless

Cody went to groomer GREAT

But then he went out sniffing

His dirty beard is always there,

mocking.

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The dog on a can of cut-rate dog food
Posted in Friends and Kin

Wet dog blues

Poor Cody looks so pathetic, especially when he is dripping wet. And I still have to carefully hand-pluck those little burr things out of his…

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Posted in Friends and Kin

AGENT MAIZE is on the job.

Due to a rash of footwear theft, AGENT MAIZE has been assigned to watch over mom’s sneakers. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

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Posted in Friends and Kin

Shop around for dog meds!

I got an old fat mutt at the animal shelter, took him to the vet because he had lots of bumps all over, and clearly…

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Dog climbed into car trunk
Posted in Highways and Byways

DOG SMUGGLING!

What is this mutt doing in the trunk of my car?? The answer may surprise you! OK, not too surprising. I was putting some stuff…

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Dog on the lanai
Posted in Friends and Kin

Vintage K9

We found this old guy at the animal shelter, looking kinda pathetic because of allergies, according to our vet. We got some pills and eyedrops…

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Cat in a blanket
Posted in Friends and Kin

Purritos and other stuff

I am a mite concerned about early-onset dementia sneaking up on me. Last week,  we had salad and spaghetti. Day one I put croutons on…

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