Observations – Never Jet Hot

Rock candy, you could say.

Plain or peanut lawn ornaments

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July 25, 2024July 25, 2024

Our neighbor has painted some rocks to resemble M&M mascots. They make me smile when walking the dog.

POP ROCKS and LAWN DARTS

Time to pack it in?

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June 6, 2024June 6, 2024

Kind of in a dark place today, then I found POP ROCKS in one of my junk drawers! I was thinking about offing myself using the Pop Rocks and...

This is what my feet feel like.

I hope I don’t have toelio

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May 21, 2024May 21, 2024

Observations, The postcards

I have a couple ingrown toenails, so my PCP insists that I have to see a podiatrist... I have an appointment tomorrow. Not sure how he will fix it,...

The toast window

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April 22, 2024April 22, 2024

Flotsam, Observations

When using a toaster, there is only a small window of time between "It's not done yet" and "It's burned!"

Phone carcass, WHO DID THIS

Can you hear me now? Cellphone carcass

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December 9, 2023December 9, 2023

I was walking the dog and found this horribly mutilated phone in the street. Screen just... gone. back, shattered. It does look like the...

Ways to stay gullible

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October 14, 2023

Ephemera, Observations

Some days, I could really use a way to stay (get) (relatively) young.

■ 7/4 Teresa says some dude blew his thumb off, but I don't know where. That dude will never hitchhike again!
■ A "Life hacks" email I get says to relieve headaches, eat a teaspoon of mustard! Can you imagine? Maybe Grey Poupon will do something for constipation? ("poupon")
■ I cleared the bathroom sink drain with Liquid Plumber. It was very effective, but now the bathroom smells like a poorly run municipal swimming pool.
■ HOW DO DOGS TELL TIME- Our dog has a huge appetite, the vet advised us to give him a mid-day treat of frozen vegetables, which we do at 2:30- Now the dog pokes me with his nose PRECISELY at 2:30 every day. It makes me wonder what other things he can perceive that I cannot.?
■ Sept. 11 2023 ANACORTES WA • Anonymous party called stating that an elderly female neighbor was beating several carbon monoxide detectors with a hammer. Officers located smoke detectors in the garage smashed next to a frying pan with bacon in it. The homeowner stated she was cooking bacon and all the alarms started going off. (Don't they have reset buttons?)
■ More warped prose in this old Stephen King book; "Opal! Diamond! Sapphire! Jade! I smell Gary's Lemonade!" I wonder what his parent-teacher conferences were like?
■ I WAS on YT and ran across an outfit called "TypingDNA" - Serious big brother stuff here! Here is what it does. "By continuously authenticating your workers’ identities by the way they type on their devices, ActiveLock mitigates threats that arise with remote work such as fraud, device sharing, and unattended devices — giving you peace of mind that only trusted users are accessing your company’s computers."
GEEZE LOUISE I am SO GLAD that I am retired, discarded from the rat race back when rats stood a chance of winning.
■ I have half a mind to make some Jello, but put grapes, carrot peels, and other kitchen castoffs in it. Like they do at the juvenile detention facility.