Years ago, women were so bored out of their skulls that they would flock to a man wearing a “Kiss me in the dark, baby”
Category: Love and War files
But who needs it? If your toilet seat is THAT filthy, you have bigger problems.
So… What are you doing for New Years Eve? We are fighting over the brownies.
Our friend sent me a picture from Costa Rica, while we are experiencing a cold snap. Just good timing I guess. Got this text while
I was thinking of filling it in with the details of Teresa’s CRV, and putting it under the wiper.
This is how we roll. Sitting outside. Naked. Sharing a contagious disease.
I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.
This old tune is about a couple going on a date, they get to her door, but his hopes for a goodnight kiss are dashed,
You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers.
The Mrs. bought some books at a thrift store a while back, and found a Hallmark card inside- (Estimated to be from 1975) The card