Teresa gets up way, way too early. Like, sometimes 4am early. WHY? She doesn't have some nine-to-five downtown, or a paper route. No, she does it so...
Category: Love and War files
Girls can’t resist!
Years ago, women were so bored out of their skulls that they would flock to a man wearing a "Kiss me in the dark, baby" glow in the dark...
Somebody thought they were going to be RICH
But who needs it? If your toilet seat is THAT filthy, you have bigger problems.
Enough of that, 2023 is wearing Depends
So... What are you doing for New Years Eve? We are fighting over the brownies.
Climb up here to get a better angle to fling poop
Looking for a good spot to fling poop from. Our friend sent me a picture from Costa Rica, while we are experiencing a cold snap. Just good...
My wife would not be amused…
I was thinking of filling it in with the details of Teresa's CRV, and putting it under the wiper.
Love like you want to love
This is how we roll. Sitting outside. Naked. Sharing a contagious disease.
Headstone salesmen get a workout
I didn't know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn't already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones...
I hope she has mace in her purse.
This old tune is about a couple going on a date, they get to her door, but his hopes for a goodnight kiss are dashed, because she has all...
Advice for Young Bucks
You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers.