Category: Love and War files

This is how we roll. Sitting outside. Naked. Sharing a contagious disease.

I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.

This old tune is about a couple going on a date, they get to her door, but his hopes for a goodnight kiss are dashed,…

You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers.

The Mrs. bought some books at a thrift store a while back, and found a Hallmark card inside- (Estimated to be from 1975) The card…

I used to work with a guy that would walk about five feet, stop and sigh heavily, then walk another five feet… I found this…

your Mother-In-Law has a bond with your wife, and you need be polite and friendly even if you don’t feel i

My guess is some guy named Earl came in with filthy boots more than once, so he is the one getting picked on.

My wife and I like to visit the local casino on Wednesdays, just to get away. I keep meaning to suggest that they somehow mark each row of machines in large letters, and maybe number the machines too.

Having two people with insomnia* makes it worse. Last night, about 2:30, my wife pulls out her favorite Austin Powers quote, saying, “I’ve got a…