Category: Love and War files

Monkey climbing tree in Costa Rica
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Climb up here to get a better angle to fling poop

   July 28, 2023  0 Comments on Climb up here to get a better angle to fling poop

Our friend sent me a picture from Costa Rica, while we are experiencing a cold snap. Just good timing I…

Marysville PD says MOVE YOUR VEHICLE
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My wife would not be amused…

   June 13, 2023  0 Comments on My wife would not be amused…

I was thinking of filling it in with the details of Teresa’s CRV, and putting it under the wiper.

Love is... park bench splinters.
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Love like you want to love

   May 17, 2023  0 Comments on Love like you want to love

This is how we roll. Sitting outside. Naked. Sharing a contagious disease.

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Headstone salesmen get a workout

   April 2, 2023  0 Comments on Headstone salesmen get a workout

I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.

Paul Peterson She Cant find her keys
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I hope she has mace in her purse.

   March 5, 2023  0 Comments on I hope she has mace in her purse.

This old tune is about a couple going on a date, they get to her door, but his hopes for…

Dear and Buck fun
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Advice for Young Bucks

   March 1, 2023  0 Comments on Advice for Young Bucks

You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers.

Secret Admirer Bear
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The Secret Admirer

   February 28, 2023  0 Comments on The Secret Admirer

The Mrs. bought some books at a thrift store a while back, and found a Hallmark card inside- (Estimated to…

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Attitude problem

   February 28, 2023  0 Comments on Attitude problem

I used to work with a guy that would walk about five feet, stop and sigh heavily, then walk another…

Your mother in law, per San Francisco's wax museum
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Young men, this is a must for happy marriage

   February 17, 2023  0 Comments on Young men, this is a must for happy marriage

your Mother-In-Law has a bond with your wife, and you need be polite and friendly even if you don’t feel i

Wipe your boots sign aimed at Earl.
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Have some class, Earl

   February 3, 2023  0 Comments on Have some class, Earl

My guess is some guy named Earl came in with filthy boots more than once, so he is the one getting picked on.