Category: Love and War files

Bathtub slides into bedroom even full
Posted in Ephemera Love and War files

Good story bro – Bathtub moves

I do not believe you sir. A bathtub that moves to the bedroom at the flip of a switch?

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Secret Admirer Bear
Posted in Found Love and War files

The Secret Admirer

The Mrs. bought some books at a thrift store a while back, and found a Hallmark card inside- (Estimated to be from 1975) The card…

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Posted in Love and War files

Just trying to help!

So I told Teresa that she needs a new toothbrush- the bristles are all splayed out- a few minutes later, I noted that Daphne’s was…

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It happened at the vaccine tent

A new nurse listened while a doctor was yelling, “Johnson and Johnson! Moderna! Pfiser!!” The new nurse asked another nurse, “Why is he doing that?”…

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Turn on the heat postcard
Posted in Love and War files The postcards

The Thermostat Wars

Who is cold and who is hot at your house? Teresa turns the FAN on at bedtime. It’s a post-menopause thing, she says. She does…

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HIGH ENDURANCE brand liquid destench
Posted in Flotsam Love and War files

ENDURANCE!

I dug out this bottle of Old Spice’s High Endurance formula body wash. Had been using Irish Spring, but fatty bar soap created a soap…

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Motorists in love postcard
Posted in Back in My Day Love and War files The postcards

Not a good idea to drive like that

This old postcard is cute and all, and the young lady has no choice but to sit close in this loveseat-equipped jalopy. When I was…

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Posted in Love and War files The postcards

When the trouble started; jungle cat edition

So my wife says, “Why did this lady take a tiger to the beach?” I take the postcard and stare at it. “There’s a tiger…

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Sad Quarantined wife
Posted in Love and War files

How to cheer up a spouse

Teresa has been getting down in the dumps about the restrictions imposed on daily activities by this stupid COVID bug. We have been able to…

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Post-coital discussion about birth control
Posted in Love and War files The postcards

He’s French Toast

The gist of it is, “I thought you were on the pill?” “No, but it’s you who will take it” and then “And to think…

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