Category: Love and War files
Love like you want to love
This is how we roll. Sitting outside. Naked. Sharing a contagious disease.
Headstone salesmen get a workout
I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.
I hope she has mace in her purse.
This old tune is about a couple going on a date, they get to her door, but his hopes for a goodnight kiss are dashed,…
Advice for Young Bucks
You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers.
The Secret Admirer
The Mrs. bought some books at a thrift store a while back, and found a Hallmark card inside- (Estimated to be from 1975) The card…
I used to work with a guy that would walk about five feet, stop and sigh heavily, then walk another five feet… I found this…
Young men, this is a must for happy marriage
your Mother-In-Law has a bond with your wife, and you need be polite and friendly even if you don’t feel i
Have some class, Earl
My guess is some guy named Earl came in with filthy boots more than once, so he is the one getting picked on.
Lost on many levels
My wife and I like to visit the local casino on Wednesdays, just to get away. I keep meaning to suggest that they somehow mark each row of machines in large letters, and maybe number the machines too.
A big bag of shhhh
Having two people with insomnia* makes it worse. Last night, about 2:30, my wife pulls out her favorite Austin Powers quote, saying, “I’ve got a…