Construction site maladies
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
I hope he had fun…
So this guy goes to his doctor with many unpleasant symptoms. The doctor looks at his blood panel and gives him an exam, and tells the patient he has to…
Child psychology
A professor from the Washington State University was doing a test on children; he brought in some first graders, then he gave each of them each a lifesaver. All the…
Little Johnny’s Christmas Dog
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting sick and tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
It happened at the doctor’s office
The doctor said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I asked him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?”
Little Johnny jokes still exist
I know college kids these days have no sense of humor, but for the rest of us who enjoy a tacky, juvenile joke now and then… Little Johnny tries to…