Construction site maladies
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
Baroque Esoterica & Early American Craigslist Decor
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."
So this guy goes to his doctor with many unpleasant symptoms. The doctor looks at his blood panel and gives him an exam, and tells the patient he has to…
A professor from the Washington State University was doing a test on children; he brought in some first graders, then he gave each of them each a lifesaver. All the…
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting sick and tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
Meanwhile in Baldwinsville, a teen fell off of a cow.
The doctor said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I asked him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?”
I know college kids these days have no sense of humor, but for the rest of us who enjoy a tacky, juvenile joke now and then… Little Johnny tries to…