Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting sick and tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

Meanwhile in Baldwinsville, a teen fell off of a cow.

The doctor said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I asked him, "Do you think I'll live to be 90?”

I know college kids these days have no sense of humor, but for the rest of us who enjoy a tacky, juvenile joke now and then… Little Johnny tries to…