April 1, 2021
DO YOUR JOB LARRY
Eileen had to reach over and push the ONE BUTTON that Larry was supposed to keep...
Flotsam
March 30, 2021
HERE! Make your own toast! There are green brownies later, so don’t fill up.
I was looking at my dad’s old Jensen-Byrd Wholesale Hardware catalog today. What’s this? I don’t...
February 9, 2021
ENDURANCE!
I dug out this bottle of Old Spice’s High Endurance formula body wash. Had been using...
February 7, 2021
When Riverdale was nice
I was surprised to find that the “Archie fan club” existed as late as 1989 (Maybe...
January 14, 2021
Hello! Meet my plants and trinkets.
When I was a kid in the late 60’s/early 70’s, I used to sell door-to-door (mainly...
January 2, 2021
They were out of peyote
It came to management’s attention that people on the factory floor were under stress. Stressed out...
December 24, 2020
Stinky cops and robbers, cap guns make a nice gunpowder stink.
I don’t recall having a cap gun when I was a kid. But when I could...
November 27, 2020
Buyer beware or Lizzy Borden?
You can find some great deals at backwoods auctions, but of course you really have to...
November 16, 2020
WHERE ARE THE BALLS?
I got this old bowling medallion from Listia.com for almost free. It is inscribed on the...
November 13, 2020
Only your nose knows
My dad’s Uncle Hank bought this Fart Finder from some sort of gift shop in Renton,...