Honda Keyfob cost more than a Chrysler
So glad I found my lost keys to my 2014 Honda Civic. It would have cost $100 or more to get this taken care of and programmed or whatever. When I was young and...
Category: Back in My Day
The Shit Be Gone opportunity
I was going through my passwords, went to ShitBeGone.com and found that it’s dormant, and Jed is receptive to licensing this brand. We used to buy cases of Shit-Be-Gone TP and it sold quickly...
Computers and shag carpeting do not mix
I have been having a problem with my PC randomly freezing up, at the most inconvenient times. Then I have to shut off the power supply, go get a snack, and then return to...
It was fun a quarter century ago. Outdated software galore
I was looking for a certain CD but got sidetracked looking at my old games; Simcopter, Simtower, add-ons galore for “The sims”… I guess I was into simulations back then. There are pinball games,...
How to Marl your boro
I bought something from someone in the Netherlands, and they helpfully included this instruction manual. Apparently the process of opening a pack of cigs has a learning curve? You will probably find that it...
OH. Those Christmas cards.
When I was a kid, I sold Christmas cards door to door, from a sample catalog. They were beautiful cards, with all manner of sparkly crap and embossed gold or silver bits. The ones...
Cash, Grass, or…
I had a sticker on my dashboard years ago, the one that says “CASH GRASS or ASS*. Nobody rides for free.” Usually, my friend Mario was riding shotgun, I didn’t smoke grass, Mario had...
OK bloomers
Here’s what the next moron that says “OK Boomer” needs. And your mother says you can do your own laundry from now on.
Wait until the other shoe drops
These “Ripple” shoes probably were fun and different to wear, and maybe changed a person’s gait in a positive way. Years later, say 1970 something, my sister had some oddly wedge shaped heels on...
Minesweeper!
Hey, remember this! I remember playing this on earlier windows computers, Minesweeper came pre-installed, and why not. Looks like everything old is new again, I found a good Chrome browser extension to play mine...
