The Military-Mandibula complex
They want me to get an “endoscopy”, which begs the question, which end?
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Honda Keyfob cost more than a Chrysler
So glad I found my lost keys to my 2014 Honda Civic. It would have cost $100 or more to…
War is over, let’s go nuts
It’s 1946, the war is over, and Look magazine asks people what they want. to buy. Because apparently everyone has…
How to use a telephone
We were watching an old “telephone manners” instructional video on Youtube, and I mentioned to Teresa the little booklet we…
No one appreciates fine art
I am sort of disappointed that this nice tie with pictures of Walmart Semi Trucks on it went for the…
We didn’t start the fire
[2019] The clean air authority here in Washington offered a big rebate for replacing our wood stove insert, under certain…
Rural Poopification Administration
I sure hope this fellow Elmer stuck around long enough to see the government ensure people have indoor plumbing AND Charmin.
TAKE A PICTURE! It’s easy!
My first camera was a Brownie, you opened the top, and looked down to line up and take your shot….
Here comes Peter Cottontail…
I wasn’t aware that Easter is THIS WEEKEND.Good thing my wife is on the ball. Meanwhile, enjoy this family doing…
Headstone salesmen get a workout
I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.
