I am doing it wrong

This retirement guide was published before my time, but some of it probably still applies.

These other ads, I don’t know… These days you can educate yourself, at least partially, on YouTube. I am surprised they aren’t advertising the gadget that gives your DeSoto 100 miles per gallon.

The old dude down the street wasn’t too happy with the Swedish Massage course, he had to drive to Ballard to find anyone with swedish bodies, and they smelled like fish. (It’s an Old Seattle thing)