Things I tell my dog

I have an old blind dog, but he still enjoys walks, I just have to guide him away from parked cars, and other stationary objects. But he is not very well behaved out there. Thase are some of the things I get sick of having to say on these walks;

• Come on! We’re going THIS way!
• stop pulling!
• what are you eating?
• Don’t eat that
• Please don’t pull.
• BE NICE.
• This is why you don’t have any dog friends.
• Who put a quarter in your jukebox?
• Stay out of that!
• Come on, we’re almost home.