September 2024 – Never Jet Hot

I still don't know how to do this retirement thing.

I am doing it wrong

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September 14, 2024September 14, 2024

This retirement guide was published before my time, but some of it probably still applies. These other ads, I don't know... These days you can...

This is bloody hilarious

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September 9, 2024September 9, 2024

A friend of ours was going through her dad's hilarity and knick-knack box, and found this old practical joke. (Everybody's dad has a drawer...

I'll be good in the trunk! I want to go too!

Things I tell my dog

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September 9, 2024September 9, 2024

Friends and Kin

dog my cats, dogwalking

I have an old blind dog, but he still enjoys walks, I just have to guide him away from parked cars, and other stationary objects. But he is not...

Cars, boats, no trailers. Boats did not fare well.

Fair carnage

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September 2, 2024September 2, 2024

Highways and Byways

We went to the state fair and sprung for the Demolition Derby as well. BOY HOWDY we got our money's worth- bump-to-pass races, BUS races, BOAT...

■ 7/4 Teresa says some dude blew his thumb off, but I don't know where. That dude will never hitchhike again!
■ A "Life hacks" email I get says to relieve headaches, eat a teaspoon of mustard! Can you imagine? Maybe Grey Poupon will do something for constipation? ("poupon")
■ I cleared the bathroom sink drain with Liquid Plumber. It was very effective, but now the bathroom smells like a poorly run municipal swimming pool.
■ HOW DO DOGS TELL TIME- Our dog has a huge appetite, the vet advised us to give him a mid-day treat of frozen vegetables, which we do at 2:30- Now the dog pokes me with his nose PRECISELY at 2:30 every day. It makes me wonder what other things he can perceive that I cannot.?
■ Sept. 11 2023 ANACORTES WA • Anonymous party called stating that an elderly female neighbor was beating several carbon monoxide detectors with a hammer. Officers located smoke detectors in the garage smashed next to a frying pan with bacon in it. The homeowner stated she was cooking bacon and all the alarms started going off. (Don't they have reset buttons?)
■ More warped prose in this old Stephen King book; "Opal! Diamond! Sapphire! Jade! I smell Gary's Lemonade!" I wonder what his parent-teacher conferences were like?
■ I WAS on YT and ran across an outfit called "TypingDNA" - Serious big brother stuff here! Here is what it does. "By continuously authenticating your workers’ identities by the way they type on their devices, ActiveLock mitigates threats that arise with remote work such as fraud, device sharing, and unattended devices — giving you peace of mind that only trusted users are accessing your company’s computers."
GEEZE LOUISE I am SO GLAD that I am retired, discarded from the rat race back when rats stood a chance of winning.
■ I have half a mind to make some Jello, but put grapes, carrot peels, and other kitchen castoffs in it. Like they do at the juvenile detention facility.