I found this one in an old email from my brother, and laughed again. It is possible to be offended and amused at the same time.
There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was ugly as shit and missing one tit,
but think of the money he saved!
Another limerick I have remembered for decades, because it happens that I had a math teacher named Mr. Hall.
There was a mathematician named Hall, He has a hexahedronical* ball.
The cube of it’s weight, times his pecker, plus eight
is his phone number-
Give him a call!
- I had to google “hexahedronical” and discovered that this one is posted at Wisconsin History! Yet cheese is not mentioned.
- https://www.wisconsinhistory.org/Records/Image/IM124325
