August 2024 – Never Jet Hot

There was also a caveman

NSFW Limericks I appreciate #824

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August 24, 2024August 24, 2024

Mildly Interesting

I found this one in an old email from my brother, and laughed again. It is possible to be offended and amused at the same time. There once was a...

Nurse has the upper hand, it seems.

Home sweet home

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August 13, 2024August 13, 2024

Mildly Interesting

I have various ailments that sometimes land me in the hospital; not my idea of fun, I tell you what. First thing to go out the window; modesty....

junque store display table

In case of earthquake

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August 12, 2024August 12, 2024

My sister Evelyn saw the printer's tray I recently acquired, but has a strong preference for this table she saw at a local to her junque store....

Shotgun mail order offer for your profession

Drywall Shotgun!

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August 9, 2024August 9, 2024

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Drywall installers can get a SPECIAL EDITION engraved stock shotgun!

Archie Bunker for President button

Slim pickings this campaign season!

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August 3, 2024August 3, 2024

buttons, politics

As a calm middle-of-the-road voter... Looks like I will be sporting my Archie Bunker campaign button again in 2024

■ 7/4 Teresa says some dude blew his thumb off, but I don't know where. That dude will never hitchhike again!
■ A "Life hacks" email I get says to relieve headaches, eat a teaspoon of mustard! Can you imagine? Maybe Grey Poupon will do something for constipation? ("poupon")
■ I cleared the bathroom sink drain with Liquid Plumber. It was very effective, but now the bathroom smells like a poorly run municipal swimming pool.
■ HOW DO DOGS TELL TIME- Our dog has a huge appetite, the vet advised us to give him a mid-day treat of frozen vegetables, which we do at 2:30- Now the dog pokes me with his nose PRECISELY at 2:30 every day. It makes me wonder what other things he can perceive that I cannot.?
■ Sept. 11 2023 ANACORTES WA • Anonymous party called stating that an elderly female neighbor was beating several carbon monoxide detectors with a hammer. Officers located smoke detectors in the garage smashed next to a frying pan with bacon in it. The homeowner stated she was cooking bacon and all the alarms started going off. (Don't they have reset buttons?)
■ More warped prose in this old Stephen King book; "Opal! Diamond! Sapphire! Jade! I smell Gary's Lemonade!" I wonder what his parent-teacher conferences were like?
■ I WAS on YT and ran across an outfit called "TypingDNA" - Serious big brother stuff here! Here is what it does. "By continuously authenticating your workers’ identities by the way they type on their devices, ActiveLock mitigates threats that arise with remote work such as fraud, device sharing, and unattended devices — giving you peace of mind that only trusted users are accessing your company’s computers."
GEEZE LOUISE I am SO GLAD that I am retired, discarded from the rat race back when rats stood a chance of winning.
■ I have half a mind to make some Jello, but put grapes, carrot peels, and other kitchen castoffs in it. Like they do at the juvenile detention facility.