MY BRAIN HURTS

I guess when your head hurts so bad that you can’t even stand the sight of a trademark stamp, you don’t care about side effects, […]

Things I tell my dog

I have an old blind dog, but he still enjoys walks, I just have to guide him away from parked cars, and other stationary objects. […]

Good God, Lemon! Seahorses

From postcard dynasty Carman and Casey, The people who brought you “The story of Shells” and “The Legend of the Sand Dollar”, here’s “The Tale […]

Sorry about your goat!

“Hey, sorry about your goat, guys! I have to go open a chain of questionable chicken restaurants, I’ll be back to settle up later.”

Bring back Drew Carey!

Apparently we are not seeing DCS reruns because of music rights. Really? COME ON Drew! Make a deal and restore our television heritage! As it […]