Septic Style!

Back in the day, ladies would wear a nice dress and fix up the makeup when they were going to pour caustic substances in the commode. It’s the classy thing to do.

Our previous house had a septic system that was beginning to fail. I had an appointment with a septic tank professional to replace a part, meanwhile if anyone had to poop, even in the middle of the night, had to drive over to the casino and use the bathrooms there. I think I went over there 3 times, and each time I would visit the slot machines, and each time came out well ahead on that few minutes of gambling. I’m sure it was a coincidence, the machines had no way of knowing I just pooped (I washed my hands). I don’t remember what we did about having to pee, maybe the system was just slow and could handle liquids? I can’t imagine Teresa peeing in the woods behind our house.

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