I was doing some Christmas shopping and ran across this Hasbro game, “Don’t Step in it!” (It’s an Amazon exclusive!) You play it on a plastic mat, and try not to step in the unicorn poop (Relax- it’s just clay)
I saw one that said “unicorn edition” on the box. I am waiting for “German Shephard edition” to get one for my sister.
Now if I had kids of a certain (gullible) age, they could already play this in our back yard; so that dog would be good for SOMETHING.