Ways to stay gullible

Some days, I could really use a way to stay (get) (relatively) young, Kelsey Grammer is only about 5 years older than me- saw his new show last night, he looks like he’s 80! Maybe he had them make him up to look like the great-grandfather, and they got carried away?

So imagine my relief when I found this book “101 Ways to Stay Young” – I think it’s a hospital gift shop book. Sadly, upon inspection, I found the ideas inside unhelpful. The book should be titled “101 Ways to Get Yourself Sent to an Independent Living Facility AKA Nursing Home”.

I have warned the kids about this, that it would deplete their inheritance. I am just eccentric, so get off my lawn.