Ben-gay side effects

This article says if you put Ben-gay on your forehead and on the back of your neck, it will make your headache go away. Your head will stink, but you won’t have a headache anymore.

Mr. Bark (The guy in the ad, not the dog) says that before they started using Ben-Gay, his wife had “headaches so severe, she was forced to go to bed for as long as a day at a time” and she adds “You guys shut up, my soaps are on”.

I showed Teresa the picture in the ad, and we agree that Mr. Bark seems to be a bit walleyed. I don’t know if it was from applying Ben-Gay or from getting a beat-down for interrupting Peyton Place.