I sure hope this fellow Elmer stuck around long enough to see the government ensure people have indoor plumbing AND Charmin, or Angel Soft- whatever it takes.
We use Angel Soft here, it makes me wonder- some good soul goes to heaven, St. Peter issues some wings, now what? What do angels do anyway? You want me to go back to earth and gently wipe people’s butts? I was expecting a harp.
