Headstone salesmen get a workout
I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.

Not sure what I would want chiseled on it anyway. Maybe something like
Six feet under lies uncle Fred They found him lifeless in his bed Cops charged his wife with manslaughter She was just making sure he's dead
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