Advice for Young Bucks

You young bucks can get the attention of the ladies with these uncommon icebreakers. Don’t worry that they are sort of weird. They like that, for some reason.

Girls feeding a deer

Go ahead and try these nonsensical pickup lines, it throws the young ladies off guard. if it doesn’t, then your alarm bells should be ringing.

  • “If I said you had a beautiful body, would you get your thumb out of my hash browns?”
  • “Heaven must be missing an angel, because your face rings a bell”
  • “I’m either in love with you, or I’m having a stroke. Why don’t you kiss me, and then nurse me back to health.”
  • Are you poison ivy? Because you make me want to take off my pants.
  • SECURITY TO PRODUCE DEPARTMENT! You are obviously trying to shoplift melons.

OK, those last two were a little creepy. Do you have anything better?

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