Lost on many levels

My wife and I like to visit the local casino on Wednesdays, just to get away. I keep meaning to suggest that they somehow mark each row of machines in large letters, and maybe number the machines too.

That way, Teresa can text me and say “I am at C-17 and I could easily locate her.

A lot better than having her send me a text with this picture, saying “I am at that lobster machine”. Decidedly unhelpful.

It makes me wonder if they don’t want us to be able to locate each other? Or do they want us to stick together to avoid this situation?

Do couples gamble more when apart, or do they get competitive and gamble more when seated next to each other?

Discuss.