When you need a CRIMINAL lawyer

You never know when you might run afoul of the long arm of the law, even when you are just an average Joe lunchbox. Even just driving your car, it’s real easy to get in a jam. I haven’t even had a ticket for decades, or any other trouble. And I don’t drink at all. Just the same, maybe it would be prudent to find a local bus-bench lawyer and get his or her card.

Meanwhile, it would be fun to carry one of these durable plastic Saul Goodman cards for shits and giggles.