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I didn’t know mail-rder headstones was a thing, but here we are. I wish I hadn’t already paid for cremation and burial at sea, because headstones don’t float.

Not sure what I would want chiseled on it anyway. Maybe something like

Six feet under lies uncle Fred
They found him lifeless in his bed
Cops charged his wife with manslaughter
She was just making sure he's dead

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