A professor from the Washington State University was doing a test on children; he brought in some first graders, then he gave each of them each a lifesaver. All the kids got the same color at the same time. They quickly guessed the flavor based on the color, even before tasting;
Red=Cherry, Green=Lime, Orange=Orange, Yellow =Lemon
Then he gave them all a honey flavored one, they were baffled so were allowed to taste them. Still puzzled, he offered a hint; “This is something your mommy might call your daddy”
Then one little girl looked at the professor and the other children in horror and yells; “Spit them out! They’re assholes!!”
