Now all you need is a crappy ambulance and some ghost-busting equipment

There’s a defunct fire station going up for sale in Lincoln, Nebraska, city surplus so maybe you could get it for a song? Unfortunately, it’s one story, so, no fire pole to slide down. That’s one of those things that sounds fun, but in practice it would wear on you, if you know what I mean.

That massive antenna could be repurposed for communicating with ghost busters in the field. And I am sure they have a little kitchenette, and some reasonable comfortable sleeping accommodations.

There is probably a lot of paranormal activity in those old farmhouses out on the prairie.