The postcards · November 5, 2021 0

Santa can’t deal

I would like to go back to vague wish lists, these days everybody just puts the wishes on a list in Amazon, just click and wrap when it gets here. Where’s the fun in that?

Go back to bed, kid. I got socks and underwear in this bag, and I’m not afraid to use them!

We used to get each other weird old stuff from the antique mall, throw in some summer sausage gift baskets, Almond Roca, maybe something from 7-11 if time grows short. Maybe this year, gift certificates for when those shipping containers get unloaded and the stores are stuffed with gifts that arrived too late. Any ideas? Maybe a yankee swap, try to get that ipod Michael brought.