Milk makes her fart

We were looking at an old copy of the Everett Herald, here’s the 1957 Dairy Princess fixing to enjoy a glass of whatever passed for milk back then, probably some un-homogenized whole milk- Here we drink 1%, that stuff would probably taste like a glass of liquid butter to me.

I was going to make a lame wisecrack about a lactose intolerant dairy princess, but it turns out Grays Harbor actually had one in 2010. She ran unopposed. Maybe it’s a good idea to have a dairy princess who can’t tolerate dairy products, she can teach the kids about why Jimmy farts.