Computer game dreams shattered.

Hey gang, remember Wacky Packages? Here’s one mocking the game Battleship… It’s BattleSHEEP. As in “Ewe sheared my Battlesheep”!!

Heck yeah, I’d play that! It would be a great computer game! Arm them with AK-47s, flame throwers, all the usual computer game weapons. Make sweaters as the spoils of war.

Unfortunately, there is already a board game under the name “Battle Sheep”. It looks boring, the objective seems to be acquiring pastures through adverse possession. I don’t need to count these sheep for them to put me to sleep.