Changing jobs just for the halibut
This guy must have really irked the sarge, to get the KP to beat all KPs. When he finishes his enlistment, he will get a nice civilian job, like making bloomin’ onions at the Outback.
September 2021
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The Shit Be Gone opportunity
I was going through my passwords, went to ShitBeGone.com and found that it’s dormant, and Jed is receptive to licensing this brand. We used to buy cases of Shit-Be-Gone TP and it sold quickly for a good markup. I would like to make arrangement to sell just the wrappers and let the customer wrap their…
SNAPSHOT: Daphne on the phone already
I guess we took Daphne in for a photo shoot at Sears or whatever in maybe 1991? Her typical sunny attitude shows through!
The trouble with geocaches
Could not find it to save our lives, and probably spent 45 minutes trying. Of course it was the first one of the day. Not an auspicious start.
Tmobile censors reviews!
I gave the phone a five star review, but apparently you have to think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread to have your review accepted. Well, fuck them. I have a blog.
Don’t let a broken leg slow you down!
P.W. Berge of Reno, Nevada, was not a man to let a broken leg slow him down- he just took the door off of his car and fashioned a support for his cast
Mister Owl, How many Q-tips DOES it take to make my ear stop itching?
I think someone is messing with my head- I keep finding this owl in different places, now he is nesting in the box above the toilet. He was supposed to be a clever way to store Q-tips, I think. In my younger days I would have used him for Tootsie Pops, but I can’t have…
People Running About, getting scammed
I was looking at my son’s old Yu-Gi-Yo cards, he wasted a lot of his paycheck on these, being young and naive. What could I do? It was his hard earned money. I can’t make heads or tails of it. Take this card. “People running about”. What purpose do they serve? I see they have…
Reading is FUNdamental. Also, the TV was broken.
Here’s my mother reading to my sister Evelyn, who is obviously not paying attention. These days, Evelyn routinely beats me at Scrabble, so I guess some of it penetrated her tiny brain.
Strange predictions from the distant past
Some day we may even have small computers in our homes, drawing their energy from electric-power lines like refrigerators or radios …