You’re not Greenzo!

At first glance I thought this was David Schwimmer’s obnoxious “Greenzo” from 30 Rock. I thought Greenzo was just a smug jerk at the time. Now I am starting to come around to his way of thinking!

No, this is “The Green Cross Man” who resembles Kelso from That 70’s show. Do I watch too much TV??

Anyway… The “Green Cross Code Man” was a superhero of sorts in Britain, featured in Public Service bits about safety, ready to materialize in front of you to give a gentle reprimand for your transgressions. Here he prevents a pedestrian fatality, and shows the type how to safely jaywalk;