I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

I guess this is OK for a paratrooper, but if her boyfriend works at McDonald’s, or is a dope dealer, it could be sort of creepy.

And what if she isn’t in the yard at all, maybe it’s just a whimsical plywood gardener’s butt? My neighbor used to have one, but come to think of it, the butt was large and polka-dot.