Publishers cleaning house?

I don’t know what publishers do with books that just do not sell. For example, they probably have a warehouse full of these poorly conceived children’s books;

You Were an Accident
Strangers Have the Best Candy
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
Some Kittens Can Fly!
Getting More Chocolate on Your Face
Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s
Book of Animals of North America-Hey! Let’s
Go Ride Our Bikes!
All Dogs Go to Hell
The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer,
They Say God Did It
Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet
Be Friends?
Bi-Curious George
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
You Are Different and That’s Bad
Dad’s New Wife Gerald
Pop Goes The Hamster-And Other Great Microwave Games
Testing Homemade Parachutes With Your Household Pets
The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom’s Purse
The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Care Bears Maul Some Campers And Are Shot Dead
How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School
Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear

Author: NeverJetHot

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