This can’t be good! Catch up to Tampax

An old tampon ad urging women to “catch up” because “The trend to Tampax tampons is BECOMING A STAMPEDE”. And simply serenading the machine won’t do, you need a quarter. It doesn’t matter how good the accoustics in the ladies room are.

Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting the hell out of here.