I have noticed that newspaper cartoonists often use variations on the same gag on any given day. For example, the other day, Dilbert and F minus ran variations on a joke involving consultants shooting themselves in the foot. Dogbert is probably right… the people that would buy that book would do so without stopping to…
I always though the newspaper comic “The Berrys” was set in the midwest, but this is such a northwest thing. Usually rain off and on in the morning, maybe clear up for a few hours after lunch. At least it’s not humid. I wouldn’t mind, but the dog gets muddy.
My former employer tried a clever approach to the problem of people wasting time in the loo… They took out some of the lighting, leaving only enough to “do your business” but not enough to read the newspaper. Eventually the lights returned, probably the maintenance man didn’t get the message.
So I told Teresa that she needs a new toothbrush- the bristles are all splayed out- a few minutes later, I noted that Daphne’s was in the same sad shape.Unfortunately, I caught Teresa in a foul mood- I got “What are you? The toothbrush police?” It’s all fun and games until someone needs a root…
This guy’s lion… a good burglar deterrent? Perhaps. But wouldn’t she cost a fortune in gazelle meat, and kitty litter? And forget having nice furniture. She’s supposed to be “not mean, just playful”… Yeah, the same could be said of our Calico, Maize. But she plays rough!
The Daisy people used to advertise in Sad Sack comics, kids who read that dream of marching and peeling potatoes. Bill got a Model 26 for his birthday. Too bad dad is going to use up all of his BBs. Bill’s dad dreams of being a freeway sniper. He thinks that he is a real…
This is kind of a typical beach humor postcard from the forties and fifties. That dog though… What have they been feeding him? And how does that guy manage to be up to his neck in about a foot of water? Seems like they phoned it in on this card.
I recently acquired some Marilyn Monroe trading cards. They’re nice and all, she was a beautiful lady. Still… Can she build a chicken coop? Can she expand your bedroom? The Monroe Brothers certainly had their merits, ask anyone in Hootersville.
