Too much fun

This postcard offers the pathetic excuse for not writing, “having too much fun”. We haven’t had much fun recently, but I have been watching some Youtube videos featuring people exploring the most remote desert locations, old charcoal kilns, a stagecoach stop, stuff like that. No masks, no protestors, just warm desert sun. Maybe I’ll mail […]

Pretty bad NSFW chicken joke

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. “Let’s have sex with a cat?” asked the zoophile. “Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist. “Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it and then […]

Monster mail order scam

Kids of the 1960’s got to go to the school of hard knocks; sending a hard-earned dollar, getting a monster poster, your choice of Frankenstein or Dracula. Because of a fundamental misunderstanding of what “80 pound stock” means., kids probably expected an 80 pound monster. ( First your Sea Monkeys died, now this. )

GoodReads

GoodReads.com is a handy way to keep track of books you read, so hopefully you won’t get to page 47 and realize that you already read that book. Life is too short! It has a convenient link to paste into a blog like so… Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King My rating: 4 of 5 stars […]

Parking fun

Have fun parking your Belvedere station wagon at the Arcade Arches in Ojai, California, assuming it’s still laid out like this. It sure looks like a pleasant little California town on Google maps. This is what it looked like maybe fifty years ago; I can’t even remember the last time I had to parallel park. […]

AND DON’T COME BACK!!

I really like old stock certificates with the gowned ladies in a little vignette at the top. Somebody must have, I don’t know, peed in her lake? Because she seems to be hucking a rock at someone. This was on 100 shares of Basic Resources Intl. in the Bahamas. I wish my stocks issued these […]

She has a point there!

I have a batch of these “comic cards” from the 50’s. The topless ladies featured all seem to have inflamed nipples and areolas. What’s up with that? She thinks because boys are allowed to remove their shirts, she should be able to also. The authority figure here knows that she is right, and the young […]