Just my luck This is what would happen to me if I was skydiving. I wouldn’t land over by the cows, who would just look at me curiously. Or the chickens, although they would alert the farmer’s daughter, and a filthy joke would ensue. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading... You may also like... If you take a belt sander to my Winnebago, I will tear your eyes out and have sex with your skull Gasoline Alley Wisdom A devil’s bargain at the buffet Please leave a comment below! Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.