A new nurse listened while a doctor was yelling, “Johnson and Johnson! Moderna! Pfiser!!”
The new nurse asked another nurse, “Why is he doing that?”
The other nurse replied, “Oh, he just likes to call the shots around here.”
MEANWHILE AT HOME: All these TV platforms and channels, but nothing good on! Teresa is flipping between OXYGEN, LIFETIME, the TRAVEL CHANNEL and THE SCI-FI CHANNEL, in effect watching a movie about anorexic sex-crazed giant spiders on a romantic European holiday. I should have never thrown away the rabbit ears.