If she sneezed

From our collection of no longer acceptable postcards, the lady on the blanket sees a lady in a snug fit bathing suit, and snidely remarks, “What would happen if she sneezed?”

Meanwhile, her husband is regretting not bringing pepper to the beach. He could walk over to Surfside Grocery and Gifts, but they charge $3.99 for a packet of pepper from the Burger Barn.