ENDURANCE!

I dug out this bottle of Old Spice’s High Endurance formula body wash. Had been using Irish Spring, but fatty bar soap created a soap scum problem. Besides, “Irish Spring” smacks of civil unrest.

This red body wash is OK. Teresa says High Endurance means it reduces my stench enough for her to endure it. Whatever works, generally I would prefer to be dirty enough to make people steer clear of me. Even without COVID going around.