The Advertising · January 22, 2021 0

She’s very dry

What is the deal with these “Hollywood” bikinis? The add to send away for the pattern says it’s for “sunning and posing” – BUT NOT FOR SWIMMING

Send for a Hollywood bikini pattern, 1962 ad

They are adamant about that, stay out of the damn pool ladies. But… What… What will happen if they do happen to take a dip in the pool? Will it become transparent? I don’t think it will like, fall off, especially for Miss Johnson.

I guess it’s none of of my concern, seems like a waste of chlorine though.