They were out of peyote

It came to management’s attention that people on the factory floor were under stress. Stressed out people make mistakes! So they brainstormed, picked up plastic cups with rubber bands, implemented a Six Sigma process to disambiguate the mind power paradigm, and came up with this coloring book;

Unfortunately, I was too far gone. I broke 2 of my colored pencils. Larry in Tool Services just scribbled in it with a magic marker.

At least the promotional coloring book salesman made his quota.