Is it a screw or a nail?

We used to sell these “reproduction” cathouse tokens at our novelty store, back in the day. I use the word reproduction loosely, because I doubt that Dotty needed to resort to advertising specialties, and if she did, it would bring in the cheapskates.

I know I would have questions. “It says ‘one screw’ on one side, and ‘all night’ on the other. WHICH IS IT?” Not sure I would want to stay all night. I would worry about my horse.