Public transit goes the wrong way

Public Transit buses competing on a single matchbook

It’s hard to decide whether to ride the Blue Coach or the Manhattan Line; I would like to take my gal to Palisades Park, but she lives in Hackensack and has a curfew.

I supposed a lot of young people learned some practical math just trying to get around. Because if you are stopped at the top of a Ferris Wheel at 9:50 and your girlfriend is supposed to be home at 11, and her dad has 12 shotgun shells, well, you do the math.

My wife and I eloped in 1983, didn’t even need a ladder. One story house!

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