I don’t know what NCUA’s mascot’s name is, so let’s call him… Bill Cashman? You can tell he is made of cash because he gets lots of interest from the ladies!
There are areas around here where he wouldn’t last an hour though, they would just find a discarded suit. His wife can’t help him either, she’s going through the change.
OK, I got nothing. I thank the National Credit Union Administration for keeping me amused for a few minutes. This is an old matchbook! I see the funds are insured to… twenty thousand dollars. That’s a long way to the current 250 thousand.